Wuss Horse SAVES EVERYONE!

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  1. slc

    slc Senior Member

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    Wuss Horse saved THE ENTIRE HERD from a dangerous motorcycle attack!

    Which took place, well, a fair distance away and was never....really....a threat.

    Wuss Horse imperiously tore around the paddock, which caused all the other horses to go inside and see if their lunches were prepared early.

    "What the - what's he doing?"

    "I dunno. Looks like he got some ginger up his..."

    "It does. Have you ever seen a horse with his tail so far over his back?"

    "Maybe he's trying to tell us lunch is ready. Let's go inside."

    "And leave him out here by himself?"

    "Regrettable but necessary."

    "HEY! GUYS! WHERE DID YOU GO? Hey GUYS! I discovered something! If I run at top speed at the Centaur Fence, I can actually go right through it!"

    "You go ahead and work on that, Wuss Horse."
     
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    :hah:
    *ok- ginger use is not funny but the analogy is.
     
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    Horses are quite wise, they know these things go on. But the only ginger we have is the ginger that goes in our curries.

    I have, however, seen ginger salve for sale at local tack shops. 'For medicinal purposes only.'
     
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    BO has a mini who discovered if he concentrated on the space between the bars, the split rails couldnt hold him and he could walk right through .. :whistle:
     
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    Uh huh. Does ginger salve have the same zing as the ones containing capsaicin?
     
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    Ginger salve has a different purpose than pepper. Let us just say that ginger salve is what gets horses to lift their tails so high.

    And if, at this point, you say, 'oh.....no....' then you are on the right track.
     
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    That's what Wuss Horse does! Only he runs!
     
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    Yawn. Can you keep collective "Wuss" horse stories to a single thread? That's how a lot of people do their entire progressive stories for taking on a new discipline or bringing a horse back into shape. Just my two cents, seeing as half the replies are your own.
     
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    Id take a dozen WH stories over 3 Troll attacks any day....
     
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    Sorry, I BEGGED him, but he said no.

    He says that longer threads are harder on the server and he is VERY concerned about things like that.

    But your request is actually irrational. Clearly, you would not join in the Wuss Horse spirit whether they were in one thread either.

    You could actually not read the Wuss Horse threads if you find them so objectionable as to format or content. They always have the words 'Wuss Horse' in the title, so they should be fairly simple for you to identify.
     
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