Wuss Horse has decided to be a SCIENTIST! He's going to get some TROUT and study trout behavior! "Have you been SHOPPING? Did you get anything for me?" "Yes. Come here and see." "OH MY! WHAT IS THAT STENCH?" "It's a fish!" "Oh Em Gee! GET IT AWAY FROM ME!" "Wuss Horse, it's just a fish!" "No it's not! It's a swirling pit of degradation that sucks horses's souls!" "Oh for heaven's sake Wuss Horse! It's a fish!" Much later...... "You haven't got another fish, have you?" "No, this is a dulcimer." "OH MY GOD! I can't stand it!!!" "What's the matter with it?" "It's too TWANGY!" Wuss Horse does not like dulcimer music.