Wuss Horse and SCIENCE!

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  1. slc

    slc Senior Member

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    Wuss Horse has decided to be a SCIENTIST! He's going to get some TROUT and study trout behavior!

    "Have you been SHOPPING? Did you get anything for me?"

    "Yes. Come here and see."

    "OH MY! WHAT IS THAT STENCH?"

    "It's a fish!"

    "Oh Em Gee! GET IT AWAY FROM ME!"

    "Wuss Horse, it's just a fish!"

    "No it's not! It's a swirling pit of degradation that sucks horses's souls!"

    "Oh for heaven's sake Wuss Horse! It's a fish!"

    Much later......

    "You haven't got another fish, have you?"

    "No, this is a dulcimer."

    "OH MY GOD! I can't stand it!!!"

    "What's the matter with it?"

    "It's too TWANGY!"

    Wuss Horse does not like dulcimer music.
     
  2. Alyssa Hughes

    Alyssa Hughes Full Member

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    Is Wuss Horse real? If so can we see a picture?
     
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    Oh so you joined the club, lol. Yes, Wuss Horse is real. Obviously horses don't talk, clearly that's added for the sake of humor, though it is fairly obvious what Wuss Horse thinks anyway. And no, no pictures. I don't post pictures online except on a private page for my friends.
     
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    I understand. What breed, color, age, discipline, ect?
     
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    slc Senior Member

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    warmblood, 2, dark brown, dressage and driving.
     
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    slc Senior Member

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    "WHAT IS THAT?"

    "That's a bell boot."

    "GET IT OFF MY FOOT!"

    "Seriously?"
     
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