"We have a heifer called WHAT?!" *minor adult humor warning*

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  1. Dona Worry

    Dona Worry Senior Member

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    I get a call from my dad.
    "So Dona. . "
    *cue Jeopardy theme song*
    ". . . Yes?"
    "Has *Hispanic worker* mentioned a sore heifer to you today?"
    "No, why?"
    *long silence*
    "WHY, Dad?"
    "Well, he told me her name, but. . .I don't think we have anyone by that name here."
    :cautious: "What was the name?"
    *long, long silence*
    "DAD, what was the name?"
    ". . . B!tch. . ?"
    :rofl:
    "Beach, dad. Beach."
     
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    ginster Senior Member

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    Whoops!
     
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    Arem Senior Member

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    :rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl:
    :hah::hah::hah::hah::hah:

    Best. Ever.
     
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    manesntails Senior Member

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    Dad's not familiar wid de Spanish language, ey? :rofl:
     
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    Circle C Senior Member

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    LMAO
     
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    Dona Worry Senior Member

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    What makes it even funnier is I knew instantly who he was talking about!
    Our employee is just about fluent in English. But this heifer trips him up every time, and if he's just talking to me, he doesn't say her name, he uses the Spanish word for beach.
    I can only imagine how many times he recited the differences between the two words in his head before confidently approaching my dad!
     
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    CheyAut Senior Member

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    OMG HAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHA
     

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