Title for the story of your life

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  1. bellalou

    bellalou Senior Member

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    Have fun with this.

    If you were to write a book about your life, what would the title be?

    A friend of mine once told me I should title mine, "Don't Call Me Sweetheart!" after I got in a fellow's face when he did just that in a very condescending manner. :rofl:

    Others I've thought of are "From Kennel to Courtroom," "Just Another Stupid Road Trip," and "Are We There Yet?"

    What are yours?
     
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  2. Dona Worry

    Dona Worry Senior Member

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    People in my life joke a lot about my collection of 'broken things', from my toy teacup collection I inherited from my great-grandmother (totally worthless, all completely shattered. Someone, not me, glued them clumsily back together again. I don't know why.)pto my unexpectedly pregnant pony.
    So, mine would have to be "Dona's collection of broken things."
    The list goes on and on. My dogs--the crippled senior that lives with my parents, Freddie and her skin allergies. My cats--one deformed, the other demented. Pet bull calves. Orphaned chipmunks. The smallest baby chick on the box. A bouquet of faded wooded roses found in a dumpster. Dozens of stuffed pigs wearing clothes made from holey socks and thown-away scraps of fabric.
    Even broken things have value, if you know where to look.
     
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  3. Arem

    Arem Senior Member

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    Hmm... maybe:

    “Anything But Pink”
    “No, I won’t go out with you.”
    “Work like a man, dress like a lady”
     
  4. DocsLglyBlonde

    DocsLglyBlonde Senior Member

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    "The Chronically Single Saga of Haily."

    That about sums up my feelings on life right now :rofl:
     
  5. manesntails

    manesntails Senior Member

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    Rode Hard and Put Away Wet

    By Manesntails
     
  6. rhinebeck

    rhinebeck Senior Member

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    Tales of the shorter longcut

    I tend to avoid any and all major roads and take backways, usually shorter time wise but always longer mileage
     
  7. PyroTekNik333

    PyroTekNik333 Senior Member

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    Wingin' it.

    Its basically my motto lol
     
  8. ginster

    ginster Senior Member

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    Bent, not broken
     
  9. endurgirl

    endurgirl Senior Member

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    That Bad Juju

    or

    Really??!!!


    Because nothing in my life goes smooth. I'm always knocking down something which does the domino effect and i just say "really?!" I can't order food without my order getting messed up. And i literally have the easiest order. Like hamburger plain with ketchup. All my friends' orders are complex, but guess who gets a wrong order? ME! So when we go eat and that happens, they say "Really, Brandi?!!"

    :rofl:
     
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    The Many Mistakes Of A Well Meaning Woman, The Continuing Saga
     

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