Terrible jokes.

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  1. Dona Worry

    Dona Worry Senior Member

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    What was the penguin doing in Africa?

    Nothing, he was lost.

    What was the giraffe doing in Africa?

    Looking for the penguin
     
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  2. ginster

    ginster Senior Member

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    Oy....
     
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    Alsosusieq2 Senior Member

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    Sounds like my daughter when she was four. I actually loved her jokes.
     
  4. Dona Worry

    Dona Worry Senior Member

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    Our employee with the broken arm is so. Dang. BORED. He is back at work, but can only do a few things. So, when he runs out of those things, and is waiting for more to do, he makes these awful jokes. I have so many.
     
  5. Arem

    Arem Senior Member

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    If your Russian going into the bathroom and Finnish when you’re done, what are you while you’re in the bathroom?

    European :p

    Where does the General keep his armies?

    up his sleevies
     
  6. ginster

    ginster Senior Member

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    I actually like the last one..
     
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    palogal Senior Member

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    Where in the Bible does it say the husband makes the coffee?


    Hebrews
     
  8. Faster Horses

    Faster Horses Senior Member

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    This one is for @manesntails (and I think @ginster too, right?)

    How many Germans does it take to screw in a lightbulb?





    :idea:



    One. They are incredibly efficient and have no sense of humor.
     
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  9. RG NIGHT HEIR

    RG NIGHT HEIR Senior Member

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    Lol,
    I'm German,too.
     
  10. RG NIGHT HEIR

    RG NIGHT HEIR Senior Member

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    Yes thank you ! Im incredibly efficient with a sense of humor that I learned to appreciate here in the USA.
     

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