OH do I have a story for you. . ! About a month ago, heifers were grazing behind my house. I go to bed, wake up in the middle of the night to an odd sound. I turn on the light and there are tentacles climbing up my bedroom window. I will let you imagine the Lovecraftian scene that raced through my head as I G O T U P and out of my bed. I grabbed my phone to call. . . 911? My mother??? Ghostbusters???? and realized: It was 1am. Pouring rain. The tentacles were cow tongues because there were heifers licking my window.