Catchy title, eh? I have my last show of the IHSA season of my last year of college on Saturday, and I have the dumbest goal: I want to wear my own chaps. I bought a pair of beautiful, fringy suede chaps from a very nice lady on Facebook who assured me they would definitely fit! Lo and behold, my upper thigh is just a bit toooo....squishy...and fitting squish inside a non-stretchy suede chap is not the most fun thing to do. (Let's face it, it's impossible.) They fit great in the waist, but I just need some room in the thigh. I have tried the zip in extenders, but the zippers weren't compatible with my chaps. I have been borrowing a pair of chaps from a sweet girl on my team, but they broke when she was bucked off at a show, and so we have to fashion them together with hair ties to keep them on long enough for me to ride. So basically, I'm asking the crafty, the brilliant, the enduring Horse Show People to help me hack these chaps so I can go in the show ring one last time this season and smash that horsemanship pattern in my fancy pantsy chaps. Thank you in advance!