Irony is....

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  1. ginster

    ginster Senior Member

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    Yeah. We have some of those...
     
  2. PyroTekNik333

    PyroTekNik333 Senior Member

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    Hauling a full load of diesel to the station but only being can only afford to put 4gallons at a time into my truck :D
     
  3. Arem

    Arem Senior Member

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    Oh. My. Word. :rofl::rofl::rofl: :rolleyez:
     
  4. bellalou

    bellalou Senior Member

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    Right? You can't make this stuff up.

    He ended up getting fired because he got caught sleeping in the woods when he was supposed to be working. I ended up running a crew. I'd see him driving through the job site and give him a friendly wave. :LOL:
     
  5. peg4x4

    peg4x4 Senior Member

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    Irony.. Opposite of wrinkly?
     
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    We have lots of trees around the house, all of them took some minor damage in a recent storm... except the one which is dying that ones fine.
     
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    Dona Worry Senior Member

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    Horizon. It is REALLY good, too. . . Also the strawberry milk costs and arm and a leg and is ALSO really good.
     
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    Working a Saturday early morning especially for a lady who can't POSSIBLY have the job done any other time, you know, like in normal working hours... Who then proceeds to lose it and start swearing at me when I explain that no, I don't have time to do all her extra **** she never booked in for with the office, and even if I did, no it would not be free either :rolleyes:
     
  9. bellalou

    bellalou Senior Member

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    I get Horizon a lot. :D
     
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    manesntails Senior Member

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    Irony is when you wake up from a nap (which you needed because you are in pain from recent shoulder surgery and can't rightly sleep at night) to an angry, screaming person who is, btw, voluntarily taking care of your livestock (and cries at the mere thought of them being sold, because, ya know, they worry that they won't be properly taken care of.) because you don't wanna sell your goats to a woman who they just met who “Seems really nice and wants goats“ but has no experience with ANY KIND of livestock and already has one donkey on 2 1/2 acres with only board fence~!!

    So, now the one-armed woman takes care of them herself. :mad:
     
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