Irony is....

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  1. Arem

    Arem Senior Member

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    Irony is my work partner, who mostly stood around doing nothing while I ran around doing everything and solving problems she partly contributed to, telling me (with wide eyes and a pouty lip) ā€œIā€™m having a bad day.ā€

    :rolleyes:

    Your turn! :D
     
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  2. Ms_Pigeon

    Ms_Pigeon Senior Member

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    My least-busy/productive coworker petitioning for the company to hire an assistant for her.
     
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  3. endurgirl

    endurgirl Senior Member

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    Irony is when someone claims to be my best friend, but won't answer my texts, email, or video chat.

    :rolleyes::no:
     
  4. Dona Worry

    Dona Worry Senior Member

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    The employee with the least cow sense I have seen in a long time leaving to start his own farm.
    The best cow doesn't settle after getting bred 9 times, but the useless do nothing settles first time.
    I can't afford to buy the instant mac and cheese made from my milk.
     
  5. bellalou

    bellalou Senior Member

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    The guy I worked with on a road construction crew who stood around leaning on a shovel for about 8 hours one day while I sweated my butt off installing silt fence while he explained to me why women don't belong in road construction.
     
  6. Ms_Pigeon

    Ms_Pigeon Senior Member

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    1. That stinks!
    2. Can you reveal the brand??
     
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  7. Alsosusieq2

    Alsosusieq2 Senior Member

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    Omg, nooo.
     
  8. ginster

    ginster Senior Member

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    Wait...the receptionist???
    Whoa, that's...cheeky..
     
  9. Ms_Pigeon

    Ms_Pigeon Senior Member

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    Haha - no. Our front desk person is great, in fact. This is someone who...I just can't figure out how they're spending their time. But it's not in, you know, accomplishing their work.
     
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  10. Alsosusieq2

    Alsosusieq2 Senior Member

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    Relief. I thought it was the receptionist from hell again. That's some consolation I guess. :)
     

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