Funny/bad sale ads

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  1. TheJazzPony

    TheJazzPony Senior Member+

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    Lately I've been running into some funny typos or weird ads. Post yours!

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    : Do not include owner's name, contact info, or location

    I'll start

    #1: Quiet 7 year old gelding for sale. Is green broke. He is very laid back and doesn't want to go anywhere would make nice trail horse.

    #2: Good home a must.. No Spam dont waist my time...

    #3: 2006 APHA grulla tobiano stallion. He has a pretty head, nice disposition,big hip and smooth gaits.
    His sire is a homozygous grulla tobiano and his dam is a black tobiano.
    (This is who I want to breed to!:rolleyez:)

    #4: A beautiful horse named bandit. 9 years old,well maintained (this is the entire ad)
     
  2. Pipsqueak

    Pipsqueak Senior Member

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    "About 10 years old... still green. about 20.6 hands"

    ROFL
     
  3. getupasb

    getupasb Senior Member+

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    Hahahahahaha.
     
  4. HorseEventer213

    HorseEventer213 Full Member

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    I have seen so many! hahaha

    “He is broke to death…needs an intermediate rider with a good seat as occasionally he can move fast”


    “Hasn't been shown due to me having too many to show…will consider full trade for a WP QH mare no older than 10 ready or just about ready to show”


    “very tall… sadly out grown”


    “Would make a great project for a youg rider…afraid of people because he has been beet so he has trust problems”


    “Good on trails and for pleasure. My six year old can ride him…Needs some training”

    “My spouse cannot ride him because of time restraints. We are looking for a yearling to train”


    “Was giving kids rides when I bought him…was told he drives. BUT: when I got him home found he is afraid of people, in general”


    “When he wants to, he has a nice slow jog with a good head set”


    “Groundwork improving greatly, can still be stubborn under saddle”


    “Does not tie, will stand for patient farrier only”


    “She is very nervous with the vet, she has had to sedate her to examine her every time”


    “A good boy, BUT, can be a naughty pony at times”



    “Bay with a little snow on his butt”


    “BULLSEYE!! thats what my butt looks like”


    “Bay, with some black…winter coat: hard to tell”


    “Would make nice trail riding horse as appears to have comfortable gates”

    “I don't want to live with my owner anymore because I think she is discriminating against me because I'm a paint horse”


    “Belongs to my 2nd family who has no time for him anymore”


    “Too many boy horses are fighting!” (horses advertised are geldings, not stallions)


    Been holding onto all these ads for awhile :p:rofl:
     
  5. Pipsqueak

    Pipsqueak Senior Member

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    “Hasn't been shown due to me having too many to show…will consider full trade for a WP QH mare no older than 10 ready or just about ready to show”


    LMBO!
     
  6. TheJazzPony

    TheJazzPony Senior Member+

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    These are funny, keep 'em coming!
     
  7. Alpha App

    Alpha App Senior Member

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    "This pony is fast and would make a great gaming horse. Needs a small teenage rider with LOTS of experience. Jumps 4 ft. Very feisty. Needs experienced rider."
    ....we bought him. His name is Rocky. He jumped his 4 ft paddock fence once. :D
     
  8. SadieMyBaby

    SadieMyBaby Senior Member

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    I don't think so. It isn't advertising anything.
     
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  9. ShezaMagicMarkr

    ShezaMagicMarkr Senior Member

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    "We take her out for evening walks and to the park so the kids can play with her , Oh if we leave the back door open she will come into the house (LOL)"

    "Kids can ride her as long as it is familiar activities. She is very strong willed and when you try to force her to do something she will elevate the battle."

    "Our stud horse has gone missing from pasture near ***** and *****. I think he may be searching for mares."

    "My son is a novice rider,but this horse is very gentle and has never offered to buck or hunt him." :D

    "built real nice, good looking grild, little mare with a huge hart, speed and gental. experience rider do to her speed, barrel raicers, do you need speed? neeck rain and big stop."

    "dupple gray, trail broke,"
     
  10. Super Step

    Super Step Senior Member

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    This thread is fine. No one is linking to sale ads or sites.
    These are all in good fun, no one getting hurt.
    (If anyone owns up to creating one of these ads then they are "outing" themselves. :p)
     
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