I'll start us off: So I was in Farm and Fleet with my mom, she was getting some rabbit food and I was cruisin' the horse aisle as usual. I noticed they'd gotten some awls in and I picked one up just as my mom was walking into the aisle. She looks at it, then at me and asks nervously, "That's not something you like, poke holes in the horse with is it?" Really? Reeaaallyyyy? So what's the funniest thing a non-horsey person has said to you?