Freddie helps go find fencing tool! (It fell off the back of the fencing wagon along the road) Freddie looks for perfect place to hide BEST TOY EVER. Maybe here? Maybe there? Maybe move your foot momma, and I hide it HERE. So! Funny story time! I have a cousin that just looks for things to comment on. You could have the best life ever and she'd find something to try and make you feel bad about. She is kind of a toxic person, but if you can just ignore/tolerate her BS, she can be nice sometimes. I was showing her pictures of Freddie and she said. "Freddie is really an out of control little dog. She is so disobedient, you have no control over what she is doing. Ever." Me: "Well, you KNOW it's true." It isn't really UNTRUE, I guess. She wanders away leaving me with no idea where she is for hours at a time, she has a terrible recall, does not stay at all, and jumps on people when excited. But COUSIN. Cousin has a little dog that BITES CHILDREN, and pees in the house. Like, marks his territory peeing, not needs to go out peeing. He'll run into a house, any house, and immediately lift his leg. Did I MENTION that he ALSO BITES CHILDREN?! I mean, I know she has to attack people, but trying to use Freddie-- the SNOOT herself!-- as a weapon to mock me is about as effective as using a fly swatter on a rhino. I'll take my out of control, housebroken, disobedient, babysitter of a dog, thanks, and she can keep her little alpha brat.* *disclaimer: I actually don't dislike her dog at all. His lack of training and manners is no reflection on him at all. He could have a been a fine little dog, and actually is a fun little cuddle pup as long as you aren't a child.