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Ten Ways To Get In Shape To Own A Horse
Drop a heavy steel object on your foot. Don't pick it up right away. Shout "Get off,stupid! Get off!"
Leap out of a moving vehicle and practice "Relaxing into the fall". Roll lithely into a ball, and spring to your feet!
Learn to grab your checkbook out of your purse/pocket and write out a $200. check without even looking down.
Jog long distances carrying a halter and holding out a carrot. Go ahead and tell the neighbors what you're doing.They might as well know now.
Affix a pair of reins to a moving freight train and practice pulling it to a halt. And smile as if you are really having fun.
6. Hone your fibbing skills. "See hon, moving hay bales is fun!" and " I'm glad your lucky performance and multi-million dollar horse won you first place - I'm just thankful that my hard work and actual ability won me second place".
Practice dialing your chiropractors number with both arms paralyzed to the shoulder, and one foot anchoring the lead rope of...
Q.Why did the boy stand behind the horse?
A.He thought he might get a kick out of it!
Q.What is the difference between a horse and a duck?
A.One goes quick and the other goes quack!
Q:How do you lead a horse to water?
A:With lots of carrots.
Q:What do you get when you cross a goat a donkey and a ram?
A:Simple.A nice big kick in the AAAAss.
Q: What disease do horses fear most?
A: Hay Fever!
"Some horses are so polite that when they come to a fence, they stop and let you go over first."
What is a horses favorite T.V. show?
One day I rode in a race,
You should have seen my face.
I was ahead by a mile.
I had a great big smile.
My horse was running fast,
He did not want to be in last.
Once I crossed the finish line,
My parents said I did just fine.
There were twelve other people in the race.
Out of them I got first place.
Me and my horse went down in history.
Of course this was no mystery.
My horse's name is Jessie.
When he is in his stall it...
A few people have asked me if my new horse is pregnant, but I wouldn't have a clue. She does have a rather large belly compared to the other horses. I was just wondering if anyone could tell me of signs to look for in my horse that would suggest pregnancy. Then if it looks like she is I will call the vet to come out and give me a definite answer. Thank you.
Hey everybody!!! I actually might get this horse!!! haha here is his website http://www.dianecrump.com/horse_pages/1873.htm
yea hes a bit darker, like steel grey now, so any suggestions are nice.
I still like his barn name Tobias, or something like it. So suggestions for show names and some barn names please!
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