A Horse Conundrum......

Discussion in 'Horse Chat' started by MelissaH, Dec 4, 2009.

  1. MelissaH

    MelissaH Senior Member+

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    You are on a horse, galloping at a constant speed. On your right side is
    sharp drop off, and on your left side is an elephant traveling at the same
    speed as you. Directly in front of you is a galloping kangaroo and your
    horse is unable to overtake it. Behind you is a lion running at the same
    speed as you and the Kangaroo. What must you do to safely get out of this
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    Get your drunk butt off the merry-go-round![​IMG]
     
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  2. Gypsy Rose

    Gypsy Rose Senior Member+

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    ROFLMAO!

    Melissa, I think that liquid diet is proving to be dangerous....:DThought you were going to stay away from the Drano?!:eek2::rofl:
     
  3. MelissaH

    MelissaH Senior Member+

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    haha Drano's okay...as long as I stay away from the HUGE bottle of liquid lortab I had filled for after the hospital!
     
  4. Gypsy Rose

    Gypsy Rose Senior Member+

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    We'll just have to call you "Iron Stomach"!:D
     
  5. tabinmaine

    tabinmaine Senior Member+

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    Too funny !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
     
  6. draftlover

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    ROFL - that was cute
     
  7. Kafen

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    Ahaha, I wasn't expecting that one :rofl:
     
  8. ImDunToImpress

    ImDunToImpress Senior Member

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    LOL!!! That was too funny! I was actually imagining the whole scenario and trying to figure it out....haha!
     
  9. kofmele

    kofmele Senior Member+

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    I was expecting a math equasion, but then again I OWN a wine shop.... I am surrounded in sauce. You know what would look good in the middle?.... A merry go round.. *Off to explain the need to my hubby* :)
     
  10. Susiebqco

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    oh you got me on this one also.......:rofl:
     






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